The Daily Wank

Ever got a woody in the changing room while trying on new clothes? Being semi-clothed in a semi-public place can be quite erotic and I must confess to being tempted to crack one off sometimes. I've never gone through with it though. Unlike this guy who was caught wanking in the changing rooms at Kmart while trying on new trousers. Apparently it was the new clothes that turned him on. Must have been really embarrasing for him to get caught and even end up in court! Fortunately for him the judge let him off in the end. Something to think about the next time you are tempted to wank in public!

For those that don't know, Fleshlight is probably the most popular male masturbation toy on the market. It's the nearest thing to sliding your cock into a warm wet pussy - that's why guys like it so much. If you're new to male sex toys, or even if you're an expert, why not have a look at my new Fleshlight Video Clips feature? It contains a nice collection of Fleshlight video clips and information about Fleshlight that I'm sure you will find interesting and useful.

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Did you know that it's illegal to masturbate in Indonesia? Well it is. And not only that, the penalty if you get caught is decapitation! That's right, "execution by cutting off the head". So, don't say I didn't warn you.

This isn't the only crazy law from around the world. How about this: In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk. Or this: In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon. Have a look at this article for the full list.

 

Imagine watching a porn film where some sexy young hottie is stroking and licking a nice hard cock. You've got your own stiff shaft in your hand but wouldn't it be better if you could feel all the touches and licks she's giving that on-screen cock? Well, soon you may be able to. The Takumi is a new sex toy that simulates the actions you see being performed. You slip it over your hard cock and it's internal motors mimick the actions. Among other things, it can imitate gripping with fingers, licking the tip and shaft, powerful sucking and the feeling a tight pussy squeezing you. I want one!!

More info here:

Adult-aid maker creates tool to give evolution a helping hand

Takumi's Virtual Hole offers a glimpse into Japan's adult toy land

Teledildonics Takes a Step

 

A UK sex toys retailer has announced a 'Rabbit Amnesty' following recent changes in UK law that require all unwanted electrical goods to be recycled. The new laws mean that old vibrators and other electric toys can no longer be thrown out with the domestic waste. Love Honey, the UK's biggest online sex toys merchant, has announced the 'Rabbit Amnesty' to save people the embarrasment of having to take their old rabbit vibrator to the local council recycling center. When customers pledge to return their old Rabbit to Love Honey for recycling they are rewarded with a half price discount on a new one! Can't say fairer than that

For more info check out the links:

Love Honey

Rabbit Amnesty

 

I've posted about a couple of iPod sex toys in the past but the iBuzz is by far the best I've seen. It's essentially a vibrating 'egg' style sex toy that plugs into your iPod or other music source such as an mp3 player, stereo or even your laptop. The egg vibrates according to the intensity of the music you are listening to - giving an intense sensual experience like no other. The great thing about the iBuzz is it comes with 'his and hers' attachments for added pleasure. The 'cock ring' attachment is the best. When slipped over your cock it turns your entire shaft into a fleshy vibrator - great for solo fun or for giving your partner an exciting new experience. All in all this is a great buy!

More details here

An adult dating company is giving away free sex toys to encourage membership. People who take up their free trial offer will be sent one of a choice of three free sex toys. Check out the links below to claim your free sex toy...

Free Vibrating Cock Ring

Free G-Spot Vibrator

Free Blow Job Simulator For Men

Anal masturbation or anal play with a partner is less of a taboo subject these days than it was in the past. A girlfriend of mine thinks nothing of using the expression 'up the bum - no babies' when chatting with friends in the pub. I myself often lube up my ass during masturbation and slide a finger in. I've also done this with a partner and sometimes small vibrators have been involved. Nothing wrong with that you say? Well, that's what I though until I read this article.

It turns out that vibrators are the most common items removed from people's rectums in emergency rooms. We've all heard stories of people turning up at hospitals with various unusual objects stuck where the sun don't shine. And we all laugh and think it wouldn't happen to us. Well, think again. If you're engaging in any sort of anal play with sex toys make sure the toy is designed for anal use. That usually means it has some sort of flared base or handle making it impossible to get lost. I've been considering buying a specialist anal toy for a while now. After what I've read today I think I'll make that purchase straight away!

Play safe people! 

A type of material used in sex toys is causing concerns about potential health issues. The materials are known as 'phthalates' and have been linked to reproductive problems and even cancer. Phthalates are used to make 'soft' sex toys such as vibrators and dildos. These are often described as 'jelly rubber' items in many online sex shops. Many sex shops advise using these toys with condoms to make them safer and others have simply stopped stocking them. To find out more have a look at the following links...

Phthalates on Wikipedia

Phthalates Article - New York Post

Next time you're buying sex toys you might want to take notice of the materials they contain. Safe wanking everyone!

The Drmn' Trance Vibrator is essentially a vibrating egg controlled by USB and primarily designed for use with the computer game Rez. Sound a bit geeky? That's what I thought; but then I found out more about the Dreamcast/PS2 game. Rez (named after the Underworld track) mimics the qualities of a psychedelic experience in which you soar over abstract futuristic vistas whilst listening to hypnotic trance beats. All the graphics and actions in the game pulse in time to the beat along with a thumping vibration of the Dual Shock 2 controller or Dreamcast rumble pack. Now, add to that a vibrating egg strategically placed against your private bits and... well, starting to get the idea?

The original 'Trance Vibrator' was released in a 'Special Package' version of Rez for the PS2 in Japan. Although this wasn't explicitly marketed as a sex toy its potential was soon realised. This article by a female gamer describes the way she gets off on the vibes as her boyfriend is at the controls! The Drmn' Trance Vibrator is a new version of this toy. It's described as a 'hobbyist project' rather than 'mass market' which means availability might be limited. Although it looks a bit techy, the potential is huge. If you are that way inclined you could program the Drumn' Trance Vibrator to work with all sorts of other software. This brings cyber sex to a whole new level!

Check out the latest 'must have' sex toy!

The iGasm from Ann Summers is the latest toy for the modern female gadget geek (and I bet more than a few guys wouldn't mind giving it a go!). Horny young sexpots all over the world will now be able to experience the new sensation of having their most sensitive parts stimulated by the vibes of their favourite tunes. The next time you see a hot young chick walking down the street, listening to her iPod, ask yourself this - has she got an iGasm in her panties?

The iGasm consists of a vibrating egg that plugs directly into an iPod, mp3 player, laptop or CD player. It comes with two silicone ticklers and vibrates more intensely the louder you play your tunes. You can try it out with anything from a nice slow ambient track to thumping bassline house.

Have a look here!

Incidently, this isn't the first iPod sex toy to be released. See my previous post about the OhMiBod.

It's what you might call a slow news day on the masturbation scene so I've been amusing myself with a bit of comedy (makes a change from amusing myself with my hand and a tube of lube). This video had me in stitches so I thought I'd share it with you...

Apparently it's a scene from 'Not Another Teen Movie'.

The Masturbate-A-Thon is cumming! Yes, that's right, a full twenty-four hour 'wank fest' for men and women all over the world. Well, mainly in San Francisco (if you want to join-in in person) but you can take part over the web wherever you are. The event takes place on 26th May 2007 at The Porn Palace in San Francisco. Yes, this really will involve a room full of wankers doing what comes naturally. If you don't fancy joining in you can just go along and watch. And if you can't make it to the event then you can take part at home by pledging to wank on the day or watching on streaming video!

Check it out here.

Apparently getting naked for college calendars is all the rage in German universities. The Germans are quite fond of getting their kit off anyway and now the young students are doing it for various causes from charities to political protests. Not that I care why they're doing it, I just like tugging one off over the pictures!

Check it out here.

If you've ever wondered how you would go about masturbating an elephant (and let's face it, who hasn't?) have a look at this short video...

A cable TV producer from Dayton, Ohio is petitioning Florida Governor Charlie Crist to pardon Doors lead singer Jim Morrison for his conviction for indecent exposure in 1969. Morrison was charged after allegedly pulling down his pants and feigning masturbation after a concert at Dinner Key Auditorium in Coconut Grove. He always denied the charge and died of heart failure in 1971 while his case was still on appeal.

Read the full story here.

Staff in an Australian Post Office were alarmed to find that one of the packages they were sorting was vibrating. The building was evacuated and police were called. After inspecting the package the police called in the bomb squad. Closer examination using x-ray equipment showed that the package contained a vibrator as well as chocolate and a CD. The post office workers eventually repackaged the gift (with batteries removed) and sent it on to the original lucky recipient!

Full Story Here

A Ukranian woman has been arrested at Kiev airport after customs officials found hashish stashed in the battery compartment of her vibrator. Svetlana Ivanyshka, 26, was on a flight from New Delhi. A customs spokesman said "She told us that she had put the drugs in a vibrator because she thought no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it". Considering customs officials routinely perform body cavity searches, I imagine opening up a vibrator was a walk in the park!

Fancy a vibrator that buzzes to the rhythm of your favourite tunes? Check out the OhMiBod, a new sex toy that you can plug into your iPod. You can insert it wherever you fancy and really feel the vibe! If you've been out clubbing and buzzing to the latest dance tunes what better way to end the night than have those same tunes buzzing in your favourite orifice? Put on a nice slow builder or go all-out with a banging hardcore track; whatever mood you're in you can find a good track and let it do the business on your most intimate spots. This is the must-have gadget for the clubbing generation!

A British company has developed software that turns your mobile phone into a real vibrator! The software uses the built in 'vibrate' setting on a range of popular phones to make the phone vibrate continuously or with 'a pleasant regular pulsing'. If you don't fancy being out and about with your favourite vibrator in your handbag then this could be ideal for you. I guess there's a limit to just how intimate you can get with your phone though; coating it in warm sticky fluids probably wouldn't do it a lot of good

You can download the software here.

A Canadian man has blamed his eratic driving on the fact that his wife was using a vibrator bought that day at a sex show in Vancouver. It was obviously nothing to do with the 10 beers and a double cocktail he'd consumed earlier in the day!

Read it here!

What would you do if you found a woman in her twenties masturbating on your couch? I know what I'd do and it wouldn't involve calling the police! This week The Michigan Daily reported that a young woman entered a university frat house, stripped off and began to masturbate. Instead of just enjoying the show the guys asked her to leave. She refused and after half an hour they called the police (hmmm, half an hour! maybe they were enjoying the show after all). Just before the police arrived she left wearing just a thigh-length black coat. She still hasn't been identified. She was obviously enjoying herself as the frat guys say they will now have to throw out two couches!

You can read the full story here.