Vibrator Hash Stash
A Ukranian woman has been arrested at Kiev airport after customs officials found hashish stashed in the battery compartment of her vibrator. Svetlana Ivanyshka, 26, was on a flight from New Delhi. A customs spokesman said "She told us that she had put the drugs in a vibrator because she thought no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it". Considering customs officials routinely perform body cavity searches, I imagine opening up a vibrator was a walk in the park!